Notorious among nerds for throwing them in the refreshing Hong Kong waters, Eric Tse Hoi-wing, actor and member of Cantopop group E02 has recently declared that our Chief Executive Donald is… cheap. The SCMP reports that 煲呔曾’s visit to the Lunar New Year Fair in Victoria Park this year resulted in about HK$ 1,000 in purchases of various items (a rather popular thing to do nowadays among government officials to stimulate spending by the public), including one undoubtedly ghetto trucker hat designed by a local artist.

The proceeds of this sale went to the Make-A-Wish Foundation, which aids children with life-threatening medical conditions, making it an ‘especially meaningful’ purchase as stated by Mr. Tsang. Good to know Donald, we almost thought you’d show up in Beijing next time spotting your latest wardrobe addition. However, our Cantopop heartthrob firmly expressed discontent: ‘he should have bought one of each design, not just one cap!’

What was our Chief Executive thinking? Those 120 bucks for one cap don’t make any difference. Instead, buying five would have made the world a whole lot better. We hope you can sleep at night Donald.