Solutions to the rising problem of spousal abuse in HK
As HK magazine stated this week, spousal abuse cases are on the rise in Hong Kong. Now, as we’re all fans of beloved wife beaters, it’s a bit different in our city. In this case, men are the victims however the numbers revealed aren’t a true reflection of how many men are actually being abused as their pride holds them back from reporting it. The reported abuse includes:
1. Sleep deprivation – from all the hot sex.
2. Imprisonment in their flat- I was always under the impression that Hong Kongers “worked” such long hours so that they wouldn’t have to go home?
3. Constant nagging – try giving her a quick cock smack in the face and see if the nagging stops…maybe you can kill two birds with one stone (refer to problem 1) and as her jaw drops you may finally be able to get it in there! (Just a suggestion)
Women like to push the limits, as we nag we try to see how much of your soul we can chisel away before you grab your balls and say “enough is enough”. Sometimes a swift backhand is just what you need to send the message across. Furthermore, you’d be amazed at how a bit of violence can instantly restore your pride. I assert that the women of HK need to be put in their place. If you don’t set the limits, they’ll walk all over you.
You are a man at risk of abuse if you:
a) Carry your woman’s handbag in public (definitely worried about their pride)
b) Live in a decrepit flat because all your hard-earned money goes to Louis Vuitton and Gucci
c) Have a haircut like this (in which case…well, you deserve it)
So, men of HK unite! It’s time to put your foot down and smack your bitch up!
