10 things to do before you die in HK
1. Get arrested for taking upskirt pictures of women on MTR escalators.
2. Get bailed out to find yourself convicted of groping a woman in a karaoke bar two weeks later.
3. Tell the court you mistook her for your ex-girlfriend to find yourself unemployed just a month later anyway.
4. Get rat assed, do a metal park bench and make international headlines.
5. Wear a Micky Mouse t-shirt to Ocean Park.
6. Fall 10 stories down while trying to video tape your 28 year old neighbour taking a shower.
7. Give up on stalking and order a 23 year old girl named Cola from Mong Kok for only HK$360.
8. Be so disappointed with yourself that you decide to turn into a serial cat killer after Sunday Yum Cha with the family.
9. Name your children after fruit.
10. Throw them off a 24-story flat before killing yourself.
2. Get bailed out to find yourself convicted of groping a woman in a karaoke bar two weeks later.
3. Tell the court you mistook her for your ex-girlfriend to find yourself unemployed just a month later anyway.
4. Get rat assed, do a metal park bench and make international headlines.
5. Wear a Micky Mouse t-shirt to Ocean Park.
6. Fall 10 stories down while trying to video tape your 28 year old neighbour taking a shower.
7. Give up on stalking and order a 23 year old girl named Cola from Mong Kok for only HK$360.
8. Be so disappointed with yourself that you decide to turn into a serial cat killer after Sunday Yum Cha with the family.
9. Name your children after fruit.
10. Throw them off a 24-story flat before killing yourself.
23 Apr, 2009 | Johnny Mountain | Hong Kong
