TDS research: ‘butter-face’ report HK
Since this is a year downtrodden and sickly, the one thing that livens up the mood is some classic booty watching. In Hong Kong, we are notoriously known for the amount of fine bodied females that prance the street. Complimentary to that – is our renown for the ever present ‘butter-face’.
Giving awards to these butter-faces seems a bit rash, so instead, making a statistical comparison between different locations around Hong Kong has been the mission. It comes with no surprise that this test is biased by the very eyes that find Margaret Thatcher sexy, and Maggie Q just another pillow kisser (think about it). Without any further delay, here is a description of the study that took place over the past 4 weeks:
1. Count good looking girls (butter-face).
2. Count good looking girls (non butter-face).
3. Count amount of total women in area.
4. Exclude all old, pregnant, fat, and look-like-men women (this is only for the fit bodies).
This is the perfect test to alienate all women and make them even more self conscious knowing that they likely were a participant in one way or another this past week. And kudos go to the fine fine ass on the MTR Monday May 11 from Central to Causeway Bay that got off the train at exactly 6:08 pm. You know who you are, and you should wear that skirt everyday.
Results (butter-face %)
These statistics were gathered outside of work-hours to increase legitimate residents in each area. In alphabetical order:
Causeway Bay: 34%
Central: 22%
Hung Hom: 38%
Kowloon Tong: 59%
Mong Kok: 62%
North Point: 68%
Quarry Bay: 55%
Sheung Wan: 29%
TST: 51%
Tsing Yi: 35%
There you have it. Top 3 locations for least amount of butter-face activity and deception; Central, Sheung Wan, and Causeway Bay. Out of the countless faces and bodies surveyed, do not be ashamed. If you were counted in this study you already have pillow potential. We do have to admit there were some issues once we hit the Dark Side. Everyone and their mum is skinny as a twig, plus there was trouble seeing faces due to the ever present trucker hats. Honk Hoooonk.
