Hmm… let’s take a wild guess. Wu might have realized his days of freedom were over and decided to get rat-assed, leading to his tragic death last weekend in Taipei. “Oh booo”, we imagine hearing you say, despite the fact that you probably don’t talk to your flatscreen. “Marriage is a beautiful thing and the ultimate form of commitment. Wu’s death was simply a result of being overjoyed.”

Perhaps… imaginary commenter. Yet we do think Wu stands a great chance to win a Darwin Award post-mortem. Out of courtesy and respect, we shall not mock his inability to withstand alcohol (tequila and vodka we get, but beer and wine? Then again, excessive consumption of Coca Cola may be lethal as well, at least in the minds of some) or the change of his facial skin color, as especially the latter is a rather common condition among our Chinese friends. And very amusing.

Most of the time.