Despite the installation of a high-tech surveillance system obscurely named ‘Sky Eyes’, a 3rd acid attack occurred in Mong Kok around 8 pm yesterday evening. Only 5 hours after the system became operational, 24 people (including one four year old and a bunch of tourists) got injured because a disturbed fuck gets a kick out of showering us with corrosive liquid. The government is stepping up its efforts, as Kowloon West Headquarters senior superintendent Leung Ka-ming was quoted saying:

“Five teams of detectives from Kowloon West regional crime unit, the anti-triad unit, blue-beret police officers and other frontline officers were dispatched to the scene to conduct an exhaustive search. Police will work in liaison with the Yau Tsim Mong District Council to inspect the surveillance images captured by the “Sky Eyes” to help the investigation.”

Until the thrower gets caught, you may want to consider protective measures next time your relatives/friends come to town and expect you to show them the Ladies Market. If it’s your in-laws, an MTR map together with instructions on where to “buy the best fake LV bags” may just do.