A gingerly stroll to IFC after your Sunday brunch in Soho is usually a bad idea if you want to avoid tripping over domestic helpers… ALL of them. Out. On pieces of cardboard, cooking food, making clothes, or simply gettin’ jiggy to the tunes from their portable radios. But it doesn’t stop there. Next to taking over our sidewalks, our maids are spreading swineflu by gathering in large numbers to discuss new techniques to get back at us, their bullying masters. In combination with the news of 8 new swine flu cases discovered yesterday (5 of which imported), it has become obvious that the piggy cough is here to stay for a while. The government recommends giving your maid another day off. We suggest Wednesdays, as our ever-smiling helpers would make a great addition to the outside public area of Dragon-I on models nights.