OMGWTFBBQ?! Oh yes, dear reader. It’s rumored that Megan Fox at one time in her life (0-16 years) was a man/boy. But before lashing out at your willy for betraying you on those lonely nights, think about the following:

1. She was always very laid back, being one of the boys
2. She’s tattooed like a trucker (vote for your favorite one here)
3. She would be able to kick your ass without smudging her mascara

Does the above strike you as familiar? That’s because it’s a description of you, or perhaps more accurately, the wanna be you. It’s probably time to go to church now and repent yourself. As an alternative however, we suggest you go pray to -insert your god(s) here- on your bare knees, thanking him/her for creating Mitchell Megan and for creating the skilled surgeons responsible for this exquisite piece of work.

As you can see, we’re not too demanding. If it has a va jay jay, it’s a woman. Extra kudos are awarded for wrestling, raising Rottweilers and playing with robots. Megan will thus always be our dreamgirl. Even our own little Kitty wouldn’t mind using some of those Wanta goodies on her.