Hong Kong is known to have a sexually repressed society with a general aversion to all things arousing. Yet there are plenty of times you’d be confronted with smoking hot women in skimpy outfits, whether you like it or not (oh and if you don’t, you might want to go here instead of reading this blog).

For example, as I take the MTR quite frequently, I’m always grateful for the weight loss ads, you know, the ones where you can lose weight and grow massive cans simultaneously? The outfits are always erotically entertaining and sometimes spur a thought train of what people find sexy, only to realize that I’m uncontrollably gawking and it doesn’t matter how ridiculous the “clothes” are. If you don’t agree, just notice how many men break their stride as they walk past them.

Since we’re going down this road, have you ever taken a look at a local newspaper? There’s a plethora of provocative ads spread throughout the news. And just as I think HK may be breaking through the sexual repression archetype, I read about a ridiculous case a couple years back where someone was not allowed to have the license plate “Zestra” (an American-made, female arousal fluid). I mean, come on…..you can buy a vibrating cock ring in 7-Eleven, but you’re not allowed to sport a plate that may or may not be linked to lube? The repression may stem from a lack of sex education in the school system. God forbid you teach children about sex, love and the dangers involved.

I deduce that this constant battle between sexual repression and liberation may be the reason why Hong Kongers seem to be trapped in a salacious innocence. The man-boys in HK want to make like Italians and give it to them raw, but instead they mistake passion for a room filled with teddy bears and raw for unshaven balls. And the women, well, they should be less concerned with these quirky hand gestures and go for the real thing (NSFW) for a change. And hey, if it’s part of a compensated dating deal, make sure to at least charge more than HKD 200..