A lot has been said about the Nina Wang/Tony Chan case. But hey, who doesn’t like hearing about a story of a rich, old and crackpot woman worth billions who gets seduced by a young bachelor claiming to be a ‘Fung Shui master’? The Standard reports that the court battle has finally lifted the lid on this city’s obsession with this ancient Chinese energy system. Turns out a consultant can charge several thousand Honkie dollars to look at a typical 500-square-foot flat, with the best-known masters charging much more. Bling indeed.

The Wang family has been nothing short of pissed off of course, Nina’s sister proclaiming that Chan was nothing more than a eunuch (castrated servant) to Cash Cow Nina. Snap! But angry the Wangs may be, we still give Tony an A+ for effort in his noble endeavor to get the cash. A man with a smile like this and able to convince retarded white collar workers seeking luck and fortune to literally burn their money is a special type of douche. With a son named ‘Wealthee‘ (the name ‘Wealthy’ was apparently denied by government officials, prompting this creative twist), you’d reckon some eyebrows would have been raised at one point. But no. Fung Shui masters are too awesome to touch, at least until now.

Tony is of course only his English name, we discovered a while ago that his real Chinese name is ‘Gah Chu suk-Ah’. Something Macau’s last Portugese Governor Vasco Joaquim Rocha and HK Lawmaker Abraham Shek-Lai-him probably also realised at one point. Hey Tony, in exchange for our support (and face it buddy, you ain’t got much of that), can we borrow the private jet for the weekend? Cheers.