Unlocking the secrets of the slim Chinese

We ignorant gweilos have always thought it was a combination of genetics and a love for rice. Luckily this sign found in a female restroom in the New Territories last weekend finally sheds some light on how the Chinese stay slim and trim:

puking

Forget dieting girls; it’s much faster, cheaper, and more convenient to puke. Bulimia is the new black, just ensure you hurl ONLY into the toilet as opposed to.. uhm..? Obviously Hong Kong is chocked full of amusing signage, especially in bathrooms. For example, this sign urges foreigners to not stand on toilets while pouting, despite what they may have learned from their Chinese cultural-integration courses. Along with funny displays, one of course also comes across many grody gifts in toilets found beyond SoHo, especially when faced with crouching tigers or better known as squatters. Perhaps these distasteful treats are the source of the vomiting and there actually isn’t a wave of bulimia amongst our aspiring Chrissie Chau’s. Whatever the reason, just remember to respect yourself and others and vomit hygienically into the toilets.

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11 Aug, 2009 | Kitty Cougar | Hong Kong, Random, Sex

  • As opposed to throwing up in the wash basins of course! (Because all those carrot cubes block the plumbing)

    If you haven't witnessed this then you really need to get out more! :)
  • Lupus
    ...just ensure you hurl ONLY into the toilet as opposed to.. uhm..?


    To answer your question, the Chinese says "Do not throw up in the rubbish bin and do not dispose of sanitary napkins OTHER THAN in the rubbish bin.". It's phrased in a fairly clever/humorous, which makes me wonder who wrote the English portion of the sign and why did they decid to phrase it like that?
  • Jo
    Sigh...can we ever get past the "har har har China is so wierd, ha ha now let's watch Fox News" stupidity that is so rampant here?
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