Leading an island life ain’t easy. ‘Work hard, play hard’ is an often coined phrase, meaning that once we escape the office, vast amounts of alcohol, machismo talk and eyeing of the passing female population outside of Wagyu help us prepare for the next day. Temptation galore! Most of us however try to keep it decent and eventually return to wifey/gf, even though it hurts to realise that here your wallet offers opportunities with hot women you wouldn’t even dare looking at had you been back home, where you sadly realised your Caucasian wife was the (only) one.

Of course, the dirtier ones amongst us are aware of the fact that the company of Ci Ci, Ming Mei and Penny doesn’t have to cost you a lifetime of jealousy and tantrums. And conveniently, you don’t even have to hit Wan Chai, Macau or Shenzen for it “with the boys.” So let us hereby introduce you to sex141.com, one of the top 10.000 sites in the world in terms of traffic.

Sex141 basically represents an online database of literally hundreds of girls in Hong Kong looking to make an extra buck, with prices generally ranging from HK$ 250 to HK$ 1000. Regardless of where you live, there appears to be a girl either in your building or next to it offering good times. Profiles show revealing pictures and include ratings for looks, body, skills and service. As that may still not be enough to find your way in this maze of mostly mainland pussy, the forum allows guys to discuss their experiences and girls’ performance in more detail.

These ‘reports’ are full of tricky abbreviations and acronyms which may not seem to make much sense initially, such as ‘BBBJTCNQNS’ (Bare Back Blow Job To Completion, No Quit, No Spit) or ‘OWCTC’ (Oral Without Condom To Completion) but we’re sure you get the hang of it via our Dark Side Perv Glossary right here. For snapshots of comments, see here, here, here, here, and here. The forum even allows you to compliment your fellow bro for his exquisite taste in women!

So remember, next time you have lunch at Zuma, you could have gone for some Salad and Cheesecake in TST instead. Likely to be more satisfying anyway..