While McDonald’s constantly pushes itself as a family central, kid-friendly place, it seems that Mc D’s has proven to contribute to society on a different level: social center. Last week someone captured some local drama as a panicky boyfriend tries to tell his girlfriend that he has contracted HIV/AIDS:

For those who don’t speak Cantonese, here’s a small synopsis: The girlfriend assumes that he contracted the STD from a hooker, because obviously only hookers can be dirty. Meanwhile, he insists that he doesn’t know how he got it. When the chap wants to hold her hand and comfort her, she slaps his hand away, saying: “Don’t touch me, you’re dirty.” Not too surprising perhaps, as we already knew HK kids receive shitty sex education. It does get more interesting though. While we’re all thinking “poor girl, damn asshole” she throws a curve ball by mentioning a 2nd boyfriend the dude at Maccy D’s had no clue about… Oh yes, nothing beats local teenage drama.