It’s pretty well known that Hong Kong rules Twitter in Asia, with our retarded little brother Singapore taking the second spot, followed by Malaysia and China. Twitter is incredibly useful for wasting your time, learning from “experts” and meeting fellow couch surfers. Here is a list of must-follows based in Hong Kong. They may be handy in some way, put a raunchy smile on your face, shock you, or simply bore the shit out of you. Here are the links to their accounts, as well as one representative tweet by each:

• 1. Anythinggoethan: This fella chose his name wisely.
• 2. Jizzmuffin doesn’t beat around the bush.
• 3. Calebwherli. A goddamn moron.
  
• 4. Suspected wife and fellow nutcase, Sarahwehrli.
  
• 5. HK_Typhoon. Handy, it reminds us to skip work.
  
• 6. In useless category: Hongkongtime tells you that you are still working…
  
• 7. Joey is so hot it doesn’t really matter what she says: Jy6.
  
• 8. lmjoan. Aww. Being a teenager nowadays ain’t no walk in the park!
• 9. Nicecalvin. Thanks for notifying us buddy, but only pedophiles describe themselves as ‘Nice’… And use rainbow backgrounds.  Sorry.
  
• 10. The Dark Side. Last but not least.  Come on! We be the TITS!