Are you hot, seductive, and attention horny loving? If yes, yes, yes, we might have just found you the perfect unpaid job! Hiphongkong.com is looking for a new ‘Brand Ambassador.’ Since we’re givers, we figured why not create some extra publicity? The job description reads:

Your job is to go to fabulous parties (usually by guest list only), network and tell people about hiphongkong.com. If you feel like it, you can take some photos and write a short blog about it. This is a non-paying job- but you will be able to attend all the A-list parties and meet everyone.

The ideal candidate is fashionable, presentable, preferably single and young-minded. You must be likeable, friendly, able to speak easily to anyone, and must love people and parties! You are the face of hiphongkong- hip, fun, social, a good connector and the life of the party. We will have periodic training sessions about networking, public speaking etc…

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal! Especially when considering that the body brains behind hiphongkong.com, Liza Monica, will be your teacher, quite possibly the most notorious cougar in town.