Thought there were problems with our sexually money-driven youth population? Turns out there are more hidden in those seedy, underfunded government housing estates. Memo to all the Gucci-loving teens, head to these estates to earn you some dinero. The video still starts off with a construction worker telling the audience that an old man harassed him once and that he hopes of catching him with his camera this time. Make sure to forward to 2:00 to watch the episode unravel. Translation for non-Canto speakers can be found under the video if you click on the ‘Continue Reading’ link.

Starting from two minutes: (H = Horny Old Man, G = Poor Guy)

G: Old man, what do you want to do?
H: (gestures will his hands and it’s difficult to figure out what he wants until he whispers): blow blow
G: Haaaaa….. no, why don’t you ask those hookers downstairs to do it for you?
H: I don’t like them
G: Don’t ask me to do that. I am not that kind of person
H: I give you money.
G: You give me money is no use, I am not that kind of person.
(refusing for the next 20 seconds and saying “I am not that kind of person” repeatedly)
OLD MAN HAS GREAT IDEA
H: I help you blow la.

(more of the same stuff… I am not that kind person…. I give you money)

H: I like it. I give you money.
G: I don’t like old men. I am not that kind of person.
H: If you are willing, come into my house.
G: Old man, don’t do things like that, you are old.
H: In my time, I am able to do whatever I want. (ALERT ALERT, CHILD MOLESTER)
G: It might happen in your generation but not mine. how old are you?
H: Age is not important.

blah blah blah

4:26 H: I am horny. (starts playing with his cottage cheese)
G: I know you are horny, why don’t you go down and look for other people.
H: I did. I couldn’t find anyone.
G: Doesn’t mean you have to look for me.
H: Old hags don’t suit me. I like young ones. There are lots of pretty ones in the bathroom.
G: I want to know how many people did you ask.
H: I tried asking 5.
G: Old man, be good, ok?
H: You are such a good looking man.

G walking away.

5:49 H: You look like my nephew.

(Someone call his kids and tell them to keep their offspring away from grandpa)