You may have heard or read that Sarah Palin is coming to town. The former governor of Alaska, Republican running mate and star of Who’s Nailin’ Paylin is invited as keynote speaker at the 16th annual CLSA Asia-Pacific Markets Investors forum from September 21st to 25th. The upcoming trip will be her first to Southeast Asia and is widely believed to have the goal of building up foreign policy and international credentials, which would of course come in handy at the 2012 presidential election.

Now instead of mocking CLSA or Mrs Palin (“I can see Taiwan from my window!”) like so many others have done already, we wish to point out why we should be honored she’s paying us a little visit:

1) She’s certainly a better looking MILF than Hillary.

2) She lives next to Russia, which will make it easy for her to mingle with the Russian stick figures models at Dragon-I.

3) She picked rather unusual names for her kids (Bristol, Piper, Track, Willow, and Trig), something our kids would certainly appreciate.

4) She’s a hunter, fisher and good with guns. Which means we can ask her to catch these ugly fuckers and cook ‘m on the spot to feed those most needy.

5) She’s a staunch, evangelical Christian and could teach our kids how dinosaurs roamed the earth six thousand years ago.

So Sarah, no matter what people say, The Dark Side humbly welcomes you to the Big Lychee. And since you like to pamper yourself a little (hey, which woman doesn’t?), we know you’ll have a blast in this shopper’s paradise. We hear some excellent fake Louis Vuitton bags can be picked up at Nelson Street, Mong Kok.