All world citizens have a history of loving attention, yet it appears that the women people of this town are exceptionally gifted at throwing the most retarded tantrums. These tantrums could literally be caused by anything, whether it’s for example missing a flight or not getting your shark’s fin soup. Here’s a guide on how to get noticed:

Step 1: Find something trivial that others would usually say “oh well”, or “shucks” to.

Step 2: Proceed to throw a humongous hissy fit for a few minutes and continue to writhe on the ground and yell at the top of your lungs.

Step 3: Make sure there is somebody there to film you for our amusement and condescending judgement.

Works everytime. Just look at this video of a middle aged “lady” who thought it would be clever to smoke a cig on her balcony and then hopefully be ballsy enough to jump. It goes without saying that once you watch it, you will understand the bullshit that our public servants go through on a daily basis.

Some have suggested the firefighters in question were overly physical and rude to this mentally disturbed woman. Others would give them kudos for courageously risking their lives and smacking that bitch up. We’ll leave it up to you to guess where we stand.