Hello readers! Please forgive us for dwelling on military parades and -oddly enough- AWACS planes, but we simply couldn’t resist the irony of the following. Turns out that on the day the naughty president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, left for New York to attend the 64th UN General Assembly, a rather embarrassing incident took place for the country that threatened it could crush any aggressor.

Earlier this week, Iran’s sole AWACS (Airborne Warning and Control System) crashed with an F-5E Tiger II fighter during a military parade that marked the anniversary of the start of the 1980-88 Iran-Iraq war. The loss is quite a shock to the Iranian authorities, as they needed the Russian modified, originally Iraqi (?) built plane to monitor Iranian airspace. It gets better worse though: it’s reported that the flaming remains of both aircrafts landed on and around the mausoleum burial site of the Islamic Revolution’s founder and über hatebeard, Ruhollah Khomeini.

Now it’s probably only a matter of time before the Iranians blame the Zionist imperialistic pigs of Israel for this multibillion Rial fuck-up. And who knows, Mossad agents may still be cracking up holding their remote controls. Perhaps the UN is willing to grant Ahmadinejad a new radar plane that actually does detect other stuff in the air, insha’Allah!