An often heard complaint by Caucasian females living in Hong Kong is that there’s so few guys around (read: interested in them) and a lot of Asian ’sluts’ who are just too easy to get with. But how can we be blamed when there’s such an abundance of gold digging genuinely interested Oriental girls around who would look three times fitter than any gweipo once we’ve grown all bald and fat?

There is however something to be said about the way some of these girls present themselves, and no, we’re not talking about wonderfully short clubbing dresses this time. For this occasion, we’d like to focus on social networking sites around the region. Earlier we presented you quirky Asian poses by annoyingly cute models, but bear in mind that all of the below profile pictures have been found on public social networking sites, implying voluntary uploading by the girl next door from Hong Kong, Taiwan, The Philippines, Thailand, South Korea, Japan, Indonesia and China. See below for yourself and be educated about the country in question at the same time!

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Hong Kong

Facts: A mainland visitor who would stay overnight spends more than HK$ 5600 on average in Hong Kong. Percentage of Hongkongers living in government housing: 66.6. The average expatriate package is HK$ 130,000 per month. The average inhabitant gets laid 3.55 times per month.

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Taiwan

Facts: National Day is 10th of October. In 1999, a three headed turtle was discovered by Lin Chi-Fa in his pond in Southern Taiwan. The Jade Mountain (Yushan), at nearly 13,000 feet, is the highest mountain in all of north Asia. Taiwanese girls have big boobs. Coincidence? Population: 23 million.

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The Philippines

Facts: The poulation is estimated to be around 77 million people. The landline telephone system in this country may not be the best in the world. Each May there is a five day Rodeo in a town called Masbate. Their national pride, San Miguel, is the largest food & beverage company in Southeast Asia.

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Thailand

Facts: Population about 65,493,298 people (2007 est.). The government headed by Thaksin Shinawatra (Thai Rak Thai political party) was deposed in a bloodless military coup in september 2006. The elephant is the national animal of Thailand and the country has plenty of excellent doctors who can turn any dude into this:

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China

Facts: China is the source of 70% of the world’s pirated goods. An online gamer got murdered over a cyber-sword sale once. 30% of Chinese adults live with their parents. The country is bordered by 14 other nations and 4 different seas and likes to censor stuff on the internet:

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South Korea

Facts: The country is officially still at war with North Korea and has an average life expectancy of 76 years. South Korea has 6,228 km of coastline and nearly 3,000 islands located mainly in the Yellow Sea and Korea Strait. Traffic police are required to report all bribes they have accepted from motorists.

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Japan

Facts: There are over 127,078,679 (July 2009 est.) people living in Japan.The two major religions in Japan are Shinto and Buddhism.The Japanese love corn, sesame seeds and mayonnaise on their pizza and have devices that emulate the sound of flushing toilets.

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Indonesia

Facts: The country is a vast equatorial archipelago of 17,000 islands extending 5,150 kilometers (3,200 miles) east to west, between the Indian and Pacific Oceans in Southeast Asia. The population is around 222 million. Giant flying foxes, which are a type of bat, live in Indonesia and have wingspans of nearly six feet.

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