The Asian social network girl
An often heard complaint by Caucasian females living in Hong Kong is that there’s so few guys around (read: interested in them) and a lot of Asian ’sluts’ who are just too easy to get with. But how can we be blamed when there’s such an abundance of gold digging genuinely interested Oriental girls around who would look three times fitter than any gweipo once we’ve grown all bald and fat?
There is however something to be said about the way some of these girls present themselves, and no, we’re not talking about wonderfully short clubbing dresses this time. For this occasion, we’d like to focus on social networking sites around the region. Earlier we presented you quirky Asian poses by annoyingly cute models, but bear in mind that all of the below profile pictures have been found on public social networking sites, implying voluntary uploading by the girl next door from Hong Kong, Taiwan, The Philippines, Thailand, South Korea, Japan, Indonesia and China. See below for yourself and be educated about the country in question at the same time!
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Hong Kong
Facts: A mainland visitor who would stay overnight spends more than HK$ 5600 on average in Hong Kong. Percentage of Hongkongers living in government housing: 66.6. The average expatriate package is HK$ 130,000 per month. The average inhabitant gets laid 3.55 times per month.
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Taiwan
Facts: National Day is 10th of October. In 1999, a three headed turtle was discovered by Lin Chi-Fa in his pond in Southern Taiwan. The Jade Mountain (Yushan), at nearly 13,000 feet, is the highest mountain in all of north Asia. Taiwanese girls have big boobs. Coincidence? Population: 23 million.
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The Philippines
Facts: The poulation is estimated to be around 77 million people. The landline telephone system in this country may not be the best in the world. Each May there is a five day Rodeo in a town called Masbate. Their national pride, San Miguel, is the largest food & beverage company in Southeast Asia.
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Thailand
Facts: Population about 65,493,298 people (2007 est.). The government headed by Thaksin Shinawatra (Thai Rak Thai political party) was deposed in a bloodless military coup in september 2006. The elephant is the national animal of Thailand and the country has plenty of excellent doctors who can turn any dude into this:
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China
Facts: China is the source of 70% of the world’s pirated goods. An online gamer got murdered over a cyber-sword sale once. 30% of Chinese adults live with their parents. The country is bordered by 14 other nations and 4 different seas and likes to censor stuff on the internet:
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South Korea
Facts: The country is officially still at war with North Korea and has an average life expectancy of 76 years. South Korea has 6,228 km of coastline and nearly 3,000 islands located mainly in the Yellow Sea and Korea Strait. Traffic police are required to report all bribes they have accepted from motorists.
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Japan
Facts: There are over 127,078,679 (July 2009 est.) people living in Japan.The two major religions in Japan are Shinto and Buddhism.The Japanese love corn, sesame seeds and mayonnaise on their pizza and have devices that emulate the sound of flushing toilets.
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Indonesia
Facts: The country is a vast equatorial archipelago of 17,000 islands extending 5,150 kilometers (3,200 miles) east to west, between the Indian and Pacific Oceans in Southeast Asia. The population is around 222 million. Giant flying foxes, which are a type of bat, live in Indonesia and have wingspans of nearly six feet.
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Metalcore
October 9th, 2009 at 9:49 am #
Jap and Taiwanese Chicks are hot! …
Bastard
October 9th, 2009 at 10:00 am #
“The average expatriate package is HK$ 130,000 per month.” – Jeebus, that’s huge. Where did this info come from?
Hahaha the China one was good.
Taiwanese girls have big boobs? *Plans next holiday*
xrx
October 9th, 2009 at 10:07 am #
Korean girls are literally sluts. and there are better-looking Thai katoeys than the Thai girls posted here.
Metalcore
October 9th, 2009 at 11:24 am #
THE Indonesians are not so bad at all …. yummy ..
Missy
October 9th, 2009 at 1:36 pm #
Caucasian females in Taiwan complains more than those in HK, since Taiwanese girls do have bigger boobs and better make-up job & less Low-Ass Syndrome.
I like the –> “all Korean girls are literally sluts”, xrx. It’s like saying all Gwei-Los are practically bastards, male whores. If the first is true, the second must be, following the same reasoning. Nothing against the good caucasian males tho, married one myself!
Y
October 9th, 2009 at 1:51 pm #
JAILBAIT!
K
October 9th, 2009 at 4:31 pm #
Love the one about China, so fucking true.
Michael
October 10th, 2009 at 6:28 pm #
Wow, I know one of the girls in the Hong Kong section. That’s hilarious.
Jo
October 12th, 2009 at 11:01 pm #
Awww…white girl got her feelings hurt cause nobody wants to touch her flabby thighs and deal with her bitchy mood swings. Poor baby!
best of luck with your adulthood
October 19th, 2009 at 2:59 pm #
every single girl you’ve chosen looks like a child. i’m embarrassed for you, honestly.
ms
October 27th, 2009 at 11:53 pm #
white male expats are no more than pedophiles and johns fucking all over Asia cuz they’re social rejects back home.
Obbop
November 18th, 2009 at 2:20 am #
American females have geberally been trained and acculturated to be barely tolerable to any decent intelligent male.
Corporate America has brainwashed and indoctrinated USA females to be greedy, demanding, materialistic idiots who believe every material desire must be met by males and that she is worthy of all she desires merely by being alive.
At most, the typical American skank female believes that spreading her typically blubbery thighs briefly once in a great while so a male can fornicate with what is often a disease-ridden trollop is all she needs to do in order for a male or males to do all he has to in order to meet her insatiable illogical never-ending desires.
Jess
November 25th, 2009 at 7:45 am #
Michael, Wow, I ALSO know 2 of the girls in the Hong Kong section. That’s hilarious, they are my ex-bf’s ex and her bff.
atomic sushi
May 16th, 2010 at 2:39 am #
the Philippines has a population of 90 million.
Hongkonghitch
June 21st, 2010 at 4:03 am #
wow. someone apparently hasn't got enough game to the smart hot American girls (yes, really, ever heard of California?), rather than settle for the girl who caters to his every whim and will leave the second something better comes along.
Graham Parkes
July 29th, 2010 at 2:25 pm #
Wow, the average expat package for HK is HK$130,000 a month!!!! really?
As an expat living in HK for 20+ years, I sure wish I was earning that much. Heck, I’d be over the moon to settle even for a third of that.
Beyond the odd high-flying law firm partner, does anybody really earn that much? I know I don’t.
guest
August 2nd, 2010 at 7:47 am #
where is mongolia?