OMGWTFBBQ! Goodness. Wow. Really? Nooo! Jesus.. Wait wait.. OMG. We’re sorry. This moment is so much bigger than us. Thank you. We’re so honored. More influential about Hong Kong than Neonpunch, Butterboom and Hiphongkong!

We’d like to thank our hosting provider. You’ve been with us for almost a year now. You loved us when we’ve been up, but more importantly, you loved us when we were down. Although we shouldn’t have been. You fuckwit.

We would like to thank our mothers. Especially Milfo’s mother for being so hot. We’d like to thank Kay Ross and Douglas White. So so much! Without your awful work we would have never gotten noticed so quickly. Thank you Kikimush00m, for asking only HK$ 200 for a blowjob and blessing us with a video of your performance. Thank you Ken Sir and Xuan Mu for simply existing. Thank you Chrissie Chau, for your entrepreneurship and spectacular assets that score so easily with our readers. Thank you HK Twitter community for your wonderful Twits. Thank you Jizzmuffin for being such a naughty Tweetslut. And how could we forget Willy P? You are our rolemodel. We secretly just want to be a rockstar like you. But most importantly, we’d like to thank our readers. Thank you all from the bottom of our hearts.

Especially readers like Frankie Tam (is that really you buddy? A former model on our site!), Best of luck with your adulthood (we admit it.. we’re pedophiles), Stella (don’t worry, we will always be nice to you. Boob assessment by Pushcart Prince?) and of course David Martin (we haven’t been sued yet Dave, but are indeed very grateful to Doug and Kay!). THANK YOU!