LOLOLOL. Yesterday, The Standard presented another not-so-shocking example of how utterly moronic spiritual some people in this town are. Here’s the skinny: 19-year-old model seeks a Fung Shui master to perform some voodoo magic and make her a star. Model’s manager finds a middle-aged bulldozer driver by day/Fung Shui master by night who informs them that he can make the girl famous, but that some of the rituals may be sexual in nature. Rising model agrees to rising cock and consents to condomless copulation, not once, but eight fucking times before she begins to suspect something dodgy may be at play. Deciding that she better not mess around with the magic, she does bulldozer man one more time for good measure and throws in some HK$ 200 lai see money as well. After the retard victim becomes pregnant, she decides that the whole operation is suspect and presses charges. Now the master has been arrested and a hearing is underway as we speak.

The Dark Side strongly advocates giving the man in question, Au Yeung, a medal instead of a record. A 55-year-old working class schmuck not only nails a 19-year-old model NINE TIMES, he gets her to pay for it! Throw in a video camera and some excessive body hair and we’ve got ourselves our own Chinese version of Ron Jeremy. Either way, this case could be easily solved since there is only one real question to ask. Has this young girl, in fact, become a starlet? If the answer is yes, case closed. The Fung Shui obviously worked and she got what she paid for, and then some! But if the prosecution insists on removing someone from society, this now 21-year-old would seem a more suitable target. On grounds of sheer stupidity.