Photography has become fashionable in Hong Kong. Everybody is a photographer. Everyday you see half of the population going around the city with a DSLR, shooting everything from our hazy and polluted famous Victoria Harbour view to that pile of dog shit around the corner. I almost make a point of wearing a mask to hide my identity when I go to TST on Sunday where there is noise pollution due to shutter sound. I told you here our great leader Donald Tsang is a ass-kissing semi-professional photographer. I didn’t understand why the people of Hong Kong get so enthusiastic about photography until today.

It’s because photographers score! Not one each night like your average swinger. But TWO chicks at a time. And it’s not your average pick-ups down LKF, but two MISS UNIVERSE pageants! A threesome video clip featuring 2008 Miss Universe pageants from Japan, Hiroko Mima, and from Trinidad and Tobago, Anya Ayoung-Chee and Anya’s PHOTOGRAPHER boyfriend Wyatt has been circulating around the internet these days. It was reported Hiroko and Anya wished for a peaceful world during the contest, the same old boring wish from those beauty queens that is never going to be realised. But 8 months later, the three of them decided to launch a war in their own bedroom.

Anyhow, the two beauty queens sure understand what friendly gesture to their fellow contestants is. They cuddled each other and shared the same “photographic stuff.” More photos of the footage and of the beauty queens can be found here. The blogosphere is saying that Wyatt is the ultimate love machine, keeping his apparatus stiff throughout the video despite all the hassle of changing positions, camera, and… holes. Tough job indeed. From these smiling faces, I have no doubt that the Miss Universe pageants are satisfied. Kudos to Wyatt. The Libertines salute you!

I realized after a while that a threesome has one major benefit, next to of course being able to sleep with two people instead of the regular one person: there’s always someone to hold the camera when two of you are busy.

I’m off to buy myself a DSLR.