With all the reporting about compensated dating and ketamine abuse, it’s nice to finally read something positive about one of our teenagers. Turns out Ng On-yee below here became the youngest WORLD CHAMPION SNOOKER yesterday by thrashing 49-year old Australian veteran Kathy Parashis in Hyderabad, India. Congratulations!!! You have made us all very proud.

Ps. Shame that thousands of Hindu Indians preferred to cross over to Nepal to brutally slaughter 200.000 animals instead of watching our girl kick ass yesterday.