The talk around The Dark Side HQ water-cooler this morning was mostly centered around the incredible opportunities to be found in rapidly growing alternative healing industry here in our Hongest of Kongs.

Hot on the heels of Sifu Bulldozer comes Chan “Master of Towels” Tung-Choi, a toothless Sheung Wan based alternative medicine therapist (or should that be “the rapist?”) who  charged a female client HKD 2000 for the privilege of having her “locus” stimulated, all in the name of hair loss treatment. This revolutionary technique involved touching of private parts coupled with the occasional drooly kiss. Beat that Svenson spokesman with stupid glasses.

Now, we are no mathematical geniuses, but a quick office poll resulted in our dedicated bloggers spending an average of HKD 1000 for roughly the same deal at any number of the fine establishments on Lockhart Road. The things we do in the name of research. This means that, depending which Dark Sider you ask, Chan was either making exactly twice as much money as we don’t make, one thousands times infinity more than we loose or three times minus-minus one thousand dollars a session… the jury is still out, but of one thing we are unanimously certain: He was doing it with style.