Getting laid through attentive, courteous behavior can be problematic at times in this city. At least, that’s what we have to assume after reading the third case in just a few weeks involving a very creative local and the usual naive female(s). After the Fung Shui master and the hair therapist, we figured we’d seen the best of it. As happens quite often, we were wrong.

Today SCMP reports about a Hong Kong man, surnamed Shum, who managed to convince unsuspecting women they required ‘health checks’, which would often turn into sexual intercourse. How? By posing as a secret government agent who had discovered these same women were raped and drugged by their fathers. And to find out if daddy was still going at it, regular check ups were required.

As if the punani fiddling and occasional lay wasn’t enough, these women were charged HK$ 400 – 2,500 for each body check as well. It is believed that from 2002 till 2008, Shum made more than HK$ 500,000 by exploiting these boneheaded poor ladies. Our own 007 got busted last year and was jailed for 19 years by a court in Guangzhou this month. Let’s hope he will remember his ‘daddies’ raping him in prison.

Oh and girls… for fuck sakes. E-mail kittycougar@thedarkside.hk to get some sense smacked into you.