After yesterday’s informative post, it’s time to bring back the unnecessary crap which in no way enriches your life. After Bus Uncle, Crazy Woman Misses Her Flight and I Want My Damn Shark Fin Soup, we present you the latest local drama: “Miss Leggy vs. 4 Eyes Pork Chop: the fight for a guy.” Synopsis: ex-girlfriend bumps into ex-boyfriend with new girlfriend and starts a fight, interrogating the ex for an explanation about her being dumped for 4 Eyes Porky. Classy stuff indeed:

Lines in this fascinating conversation include:

“Who is this? Answer me! You didn’t dump me for this chick! What does she have that I don’t have? She’s got face? Ass? I have done so much for you! I stopped doing all the things you don’t like! Like, wear skirts! Or have male friends!”

“Why don’t you go home and check yourself in the mirror? Do you know how ugly you are?”

“Do you know what is TIMING? You obviously have no clue! Now disappear!”

On local forums the identity of the three characters has of course already been discussed, but more importantly, the general consensus is that the whole thing is a con. Main argument: they don’t swear enough! Canto people do not use such ‘clean words’ when angry. Ah.. we could have known.