HK people love drama so much that we rush home to stare attentively every evening for shows as retarded as this one. So if you like this stuff as much as your peers, I now ask you for a favour. When there’s a by-election for the seats of the five resigning pan-democrats in a few weeks time -and if you have the chance to vote- vote them back in no matter what!

Cardinal Joseph Zen Ze-kiun earlier urged us to vote for the pan-dems even if we hate Wong Yuk-man’s guts (LSD), just to make sure our voices heard by the government and Big Bro in Beijing. Now usually a man of faith should not be trusted and I understand you may want to take this opportunity to get rid of the annoying pan-dems for wasting a lot of taxpayer money. BUT DON’T DO IT! Listen to the Cardinal for once. Why? Because these pan-dems are as essential as the asskissing pro-establishment camp in the making of this grand drama called the LegCo.

These democrats threw bananas in the LegCo chamber. They filibustered in the Finance Committee of LegCo for the Express Rail funding and are incapable of having a civilized argument. When the five wanted to deliver their resignation speeches two days ago, they had irritated the ass kissers so much that the pro-Beijing boys needed to walk out and adjourn the meeting. Even Wong Kwok-hing from the pro-establishment Hong Kong Federation of Trade Unions copied the LSD way of doing things: he shouted his way out calling the pan-dems shameful (at 1:05 of this clip). Together with the sad pro-establishment camp, the pan-dems are there to make this thing called LegCo a joke, and hence funny. We all know this institution can’t do shit, as even the most ridiculous proposal from Bowtie will be passed anyway due to the carefully designed LegCo voting system. Following the happenings there is now a must watch drama at work (webcasted here by RTHK weekly!).

Face it people. The one country, two systems policy still means Beijing dictates our affairs. Recent examples here and here. So let’s enjoy the ride and at least be entertained occasionally! Vote the pan-dems back on stage. It’s only a matter of CHOICE.

Henry has a weekly guest post on The Dark Side. He is one of the founders of the Libertines Pub.