Today we’re going to do things slightly differently, by providing you with a few random news tidbits that we felt deserved an additional comment or two. Firstly, breathtaking entertainment stuff: Cantopop duo Twins are making a comeback! The whole Edison scandal led to one of two, Gillian Chung, taking a sabbatical, reportedly because it took her two years to get rid of that pubic hair. Poor fisherman had the day of their lives yesterday, as sealed bricks full of cocaine washed ashore on their island of the Philippines. The 203 kg recovered by the government and the unknown amount snatched up by locals was actually intended for our nosecandy hungry bankers and hipsters. Oddly enough, Chip Tsao was reportedly caught swearing at his maid again after hearing about this. There’s happy news too! Not too long ago we told you about golddigger former actress Gigi Lai changing her name in the hopes of getting pregnant by her fit 53-year old hubby. And look, the Fung Shui magic worked! Another great argument for Milfo’s intended career switch, which was prompted by events such as this one. In the category “LOL,” here’s a story about a little toy puppy manufactured by a HK firm which surprisingly voiced half the world’s feelings towards Americans to one poor woman in Phoenix. And lastly, our Tibetan friends appear to have gotten pwned by the Chinese government once more, after initial hopes for a peaceful and satisfactory solution for the Dalai Lama and his posse of orange hypocrites. Ayaa.

Have a great Tuesday folks.