Released already in 2006, our twisted Japanese neighbors have come up with a game that’s going viral across the internet only now. The game is called Rapelay and is simple: you act as a Chikan (a perverted man who frequently fondles women) in a crowded subway train station. It’s a free for all after that, rape the girl in the train, the sister in the bathroom, follow her to the park and do her and her mother at the same time or call a bunch of friends together and gang rape them all!
It ends when you rape everyone (or break them – which is when they enjoy the whole experience of the rape rather than feel it as a violation of human freedom). The game is quite short, but there’s a lot or replay value (there’s even a creampie counter – they thought of everything). Rumor has it that you can now download additional content – more girls to rape, toys and positions. Oh, and if you impregnate the girl and decide to keep the baby, you get thrown in front of a train. Curious?
See below perv. Download the full game here at your own risk.
Yesterday we told you about our city’s new HK$ 1.4 million logo. From the lovable losers at the Golden Boys Forums, we now bring you the people’s interpretations of what Hong Kong’s brand image should be! Click to enlarge.
Oh great leader, your loins bear the greatest of fruits! (more…)
While many of you cross-dressing rugby fans spent the last weekend in or around Hong Kong Stadium for an exciting oval ball chase, some 20.000 Hongkies traveled to Mui Wo last Sunday to witness one of the events that would make Hong Kong an event capital of Asia. At least according to the Tourism Commission Mega Event Fund. They were there to see our Mui Wo villagers launch a giant lantern into the sky. The event was sponsored by the government and anticipated to be a major attraction of the year. If the villagers succeeded in flying the lantern for longer than a minute, they would have broken a certain obscure Guinness World Record, and you know… that’s really Mega!
So how did it go? Apple Daily videotaped the explosive but preciously short life-span of the thing here. Before it could take off after getting into the right shape, it blew and tore apart from head to toe. The organizers blamed the wind direction and the local law that requires the lantern to be tied to the ground with wire ropes (there’s even a law for that?). Due to all these unfavorable conditions, it was decided to cancel the event and postpone breaking the important Guinness Record to next year. The poor spectators must have been pissed off, as reportedly they couldn’t even fly their own miniature lanterns after the event was officially canceled. The rebellious Mr Lee did fly his HK$ 88 lantern and got his ID number taken down by a police officer, we read.
The government’s Mega Event Fund amounts to HK$ 100 million and is a rather useless initiative by our Financial Secretary John Tsang. Regarding the list of selected projects, they definitely had lots of faith in the Lantern Festival; the government anticipated that this would attract more people than the upcoming Louis Vuitton yacht competition. I mean, everybody loves LV-anything in Hong Kong, right?!
Anyhow, TDS is going to apply for the fund to host the first ever Fish Ball Festival in the world. The climax of the event will be the rolling of one million curry fish balls down Peel Street to establish a new Guinness World Record. No worries, at least they won’t explode.
Henry has a guest post on The Dark Side and is one of the founders of the Libertines Pub.
“Brand Hong Kong”, born in 2001 as a way to draw people here with the intention of taking their money after the Asian financial meltdown, has undergone a couple of recent, minor changes. First, the old Dragon logo used to promote “Asia’s World City” has been updated with three flowing ribbons of blue, green and red, all for a mere HK$ 1.4 million:
The blue one is meant to be symbolic of our blue skies (cough, cough), the green one symbolic of a sustainable environment (until we’re done reclaiming what’s left of Victoria Harbour, presumably), and the red ribbon forms a silhouette of Lion Rock in saluting the “can-do spirit” of Hongkies everywhere. We here at the Dark Side were completely unaware that Hong Kongers could actually produce small hills in the shape of animals. Heady stuff.
But wait, there’s more! While we can certainly appreciate the SCMP’s laser-like focus on the most important aspect of Brand Hong Kong, its logo, we couldn’t help but notice, buried in the middle of the story, this interesting nugget: (more…)
As you probably forgot to read yesterday’s Sunday Morning Post while dressed as a pirate on the South Stand, let us tell you about an interesting article on the cover page titled Drug dealers use dial-a-line taxi network. That’s right reader, Hong Kong island’s best kept “secret” was just revealed by SCMP, as the journalists behind the article found it necessary to tell the world how we text/phone our coke dealers, have an “out of service” taxi sent our way, get in the cab, buy a gram for HK$ 1,000 and get dropped off around the corner again.
The police are quoted saying they know all about it already, but what’s interesting is that it appears that a few unhappy “customers” came forward, not so much because they feel it’s their duty as concerned citizens of Hongkers, but more because the quality of our coke is so fucking awful:
“I only take cocaine once in a while and their product is terrible anyway, so I don’t have any problem going public with it.”
The man certainly has a point, so we *cough* hear. It gets better though: Sunday Morning Post proudly tells us they managed to obtain a number of a coke dealer, yet as they failed to provide a reference name from which they got the dealer’s number from, the “deal” fell through. A big cheer for our skillful crime journalists, John Carney and Fox Yi Hu. We’ll be seeing you around…
“Rugby is a game for the mentally deficient… That is why it was invented by the British. Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball?” – Peter Pook.
We’re off to drink some more beer. Have a great weekend people.
