You are undoubtedly excited about the upcoming Xiamen International Cow Parade. Who wouldn’t be, as cows are awesome. A few days ago about 50 designs got picked out of a 100 that were submitted for this totally cultural event. With those odds it doesn’t seem too hard to have your own cow grazing in the streets one day, which is probably what a very talented designer from Hong Kong figured when he submitted his masterpiece, The Bruce Lee Cow:

An instant classic we say, with the “udder penis” as its most interesting feature. Of course the fact that a cow would have slight troubles holding nunchuks is only something a fussy cow-anatomy freak would point out. The Xiamen International Cow Parade is jointly held by Xiamen and Taiwan this year and starts next month. Speaking of horns by the way, the Tibetan rumors are true after all: Satan lives in China!