Today is a great day for Christianity in Hong Kong. After our Lutherans bravely informed us of the dangerous intentions of our nine-year-old prostitutes, we now bring you a story about one of the greatest discoveries EVER, one that can be (partially) attributed to a group of evangelical Hong Kongers. These good people claim to have found the remains of Noah’s Ark (and no, it ain’t the one on Ma Wan island)!

The wooden remains of this mystical vessel were apparently discovered on Mount Ararat in Turkey and carbon dated as approx. 4800 years old, which -according to our Christian friends- closely matches the timing our grumpy Yahweh decided to destroy the Earth with a flood. Dutch “researcher” Gerrit Aalten excitingly claims that “there is a tremendous amount of solid evidence that the structure found on Mount Ararat in eastern Turkey is the legendary ark of Noah.”

The team of researchers was sent by Hong Kong based Media Evangelism, Noah’s Ark Ministry International and the current Turkish government, all well known of course for their *cough* scientific and secular agendas. We’re proud and certainly don’t want to ruin this joyous moment by pointing out the few little problems with this biblical story. Go Hong Kong!