As we have ruled the HK internets for a while now -receiving lots of love and a little hatred along the way- we figured it would be jolly to launch our own clothing line. Nope, not with some crappy ladies-market-quality-stuff, but with two totally awesome screen printed t-shirts that were designed by our creative genius, the Raving Lunatik. Our tees are also acid-proof and contain the latest anti-pollution fibers, which will add 10 years to any life spent in Hongkers.

So use some of that hard-earned bonus money at our web shop today and support Hong Kong’s cheekiest blog! We GUARANTEE you will get more sex when wearing a Dark Side t-shirt. If not, you’ll get your money back, but not before you admit you don’t get laid enough. In writing. For a “behind the scene” look at our recent photo shoot, click here. And after that, go get that gear!

I’m happy cus I look so awesome in this t-shirt

Our tees bring out the douche in you

Milfo’s bag is always full of surprises

The Dark Side loves animals

Mattie was a cheap model for good reasons

Indonesians taking the spotlight

Trust us, we were just as disturbed when he did this as you are now

Are we done yet?