“Helping foreign men understand Chinese girls”

Ever wondered why Chinese girls don’t shave their legs? Or why a Chinese girl doesn’t accept compliments? Meet Chrystal Tao. A “common” Chongqing girl who believes her blog can help gweilos to understand Chinese girls better. So if you’re looking for some epic tips on “How to leave a good impression on a Chinese girl” such as shaving properly – because for some reason many Chinese girls think that foreign guys are very hairy and tend to sweat a lot (look who’s talking..), showing your chopsticks skills and (of course) bringing pink or red roses – you just found yourself the ultimate resource.

If all of these magic tips won’t help, Chrystal will jump to the rescue with some wicked tips on “How to apologize to a Chinese girl” – no need to be rational, just copy her Farmville farm in the real world! Oh, and if you manage to blow it once again then Chrystal has one final tip for you (our personal favorite): Asiafriendfinder.com. Happy dating!


  • CrystalTao
    Dear Johnny,
    Thanks for reading my blog and writing a nice post about it here.
    You did a good job, and I think that you are a very good student - I have no doubts that armed with my tips you will find your happiness in life!

    Yes, you are a good student, but not brilliant - because you should be more attentive and next time write my name correctly ;-)

    I, of course, might argue with contents of your post and even indicate some false argumentations, but for a quick-and-dirty and not too pretentious article - it was decent enough. And surely next time you will do better. Keep it up!
  • Pushcartprince
    ouch. you are mean!
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