In an amazing bit of investigative journalism The Standard has uncovered that the majority of homeless people in Hong Kong are crazy. Contrary to popular belief, people of sound mind do not voluntarily seek a life on the roach and rat infested streets and back alleys of Hong Kong. The TDS investigative unit was not so easily convinced and decided to do some probing of our own. However, due to a lack of funding we were only able to reach out to this man, who allowed his photo to be taken, but would not give his name. The following is a transcript of an interview with “BumX” translated to English (for the original Chinese version, please click here).
TDS: ”What do you think of The Standard’s recent article alleging that most homeless people are crazy?” (more…)
We all have that rich friend that we expect to pay for things simply because he or she has more money than we do. Sometimes they do and all is good in the world. But sometimes they don’t pony up, and that’s when life stops being fun and starts getting real! In this scenario, China is the wealthy friend, and the lowly Konger, here represented by tour guide “Ah Zhen”, is the poor friend. In the clip below, her 5 minute rant accurately sums up the angst of this once great colony that now has to kow-tow (see what I did here?) to their suddenly wealthy hill-billy neighbors.
As if China hasn’t been leading the world in every major category that counts – now this! When it rains it pours. Chinaman, if you are interested in studying abroad, look no further. Japan, the land of sushi, technological innovation and cartoons in which girls get raped by multi-tentacled monsters, now has even more to offer. Let us explain.
Sino-Japanese relations have always been touch and go to say the least. After the atrocities the Japanese committed during World War II it is easy to see why a young, limber, Japanese student of history (and pornstar) felt guilty. And now she is ready to do something about it! Offering her body in a symbolic gesture of apology, Anri Suzuki is making the Chinese feel better one student at a time (or maybe more..). You can thank us by submitting pics of your encounter and letting Anri know about all the awful things the Japs did in Hong Kong as well. After all, we at TDS are taking a stiff stance on this and strongly believe that Hongkies deserve a piece of this too: (more…)
You ever wondered about that guy who hocked a loogie on the side walk in front of you? Or the dude that picks his nose before serving you your ham and egg toastie? What about the folks that walk down the sidewalk looking every which fucking way except the direction they are headed in, then bump into you and look at you as if you did something wrong? Ever wonder where these people come from? At what age they start behaving this way? Well look no further TDS fans, here is cold hard proof that jackassery begins with demon spawn such as this:
Today’s creative TDS theme is “boobs.” So as a general service announcement to all our readers – especially the ladies – we would like to inform you of a new product set to hit the market: the Nipple Bra. Not entirely new, but at least this appears to be a cheaper version. For the more discerning woman, who recognizes the value of being in full salute at all times, this may be the bra for you. If you want attention from your boss, guys at work (or girls at work) you got it. You no longer need icy aircon blasts to flash your headlights. So be ready to stand out in the crowd even during the hottest of Hong Kong heat waves with these great piece of underwear:
Oh by the way, we think your new nipples would look excellent underneath one of these t-shirts…
And so the guys don’t feel left out with today’s theme: bra unhooking competitions! Count on team TDS to keep you posted… 8 bra’s in 21.8 seconds.. psshh.
“Hey little boy, do you think it’s ok to take naked or sexy pictures with someone if they give you money in return?”
“Umm…”
If you think asking that question to a nine-year-old is inappropriate then you must not be a member of the Evangelical Lutheran Church, as that’s exactly what they did in one of their latest polls. The survey, which asked over a 1,000 school children their thoughts on prostitution ‘compensated dating’ included questions like: “Do you think it is ok for someone to buy you a meal and then pay you for it?”
“This is a very worrying trend. I had expected the number to be zero, but the figure is around 5 percent” center-in-charge Keswick Chuk Wing-hung said, referring to the percentage of primary schoolchildren who are willing to have a meal with someone for money.
Folks, when the Godfather was nine, he let people punch him in the arm for US$ 0.50. Seriously, what did you think their response would have been? Apparently, Keswick (Keswick? We can’t take a name like that seriously anyway) was troubled by the results of his vigorous research. Well Keswick, it certainly is a sad state of affairs when the Church finds the need to ask children their thoughts on pimpin’-&-ho’in. We wonder what kind of results you would get if you asked them their thoughts on taking sexy or naked pictures with pastors/priests for no compensation at all. Bet you’re keen to find that out as well. Perv.
Yesterday we told you about our city’s new HK$ 1.4 million logo. From the lovable losers at the Golden Boys Forums, we now bring you the people’s interpretations of what Hong Kong’s brand image should be! Click to enlarge.
Oh great leader, your loins bear the greatest of fruits! (more…)
