The female boss laughed scornfully: There are no clients, we are the only ones in this house. Come, tonight I’m yours. I didn’t know how to respond, only dumbstruck and looking at her stupidly. The female boss saw that I wasn’t responding and continued to say: Xiao Zhao, if you’re with me, the company’s deputy chief position is yours, I will also give you a BMW.
From ChinaSMACK.
The Dark Side wishes all females a fantastic day. Especially those poor leftover ones who just can’t seem to find that tall Mr. Right with a master’s degree, well-paid job and gentle character. Have a good one!
Residents of HK have for years looked at the backs of scrawny boys and wondered “potentially fit girl or malnourished, scrawny dude?” only to discover a nasty little shock after following them around a couple of blocks. And now there is proof! A popular book in China titled Save the Boys by author Sun Yunxiao argues that boys in China grow up in a predominantly female environment and hence, emulate dudes like these. Luckily this development is counterbalanced by the Chingstah phenomenon. And if that doesn’t work, well, toys like these do wonders in reducing the self-perception of neighbors’ testicle sizes.
Which brings us to an interesting point, namely the fact that China’s enemy/ally India has started to gloat over China’s “sissy” situation, judging from this article on one of India’s news sites. Is India firing shots at China? Not too surprising, considering the two countries’ dispute over their border region and that annoying Dalai Lama. What should we do? Maybe airdrop large condoms but mark them as small? Hmmm… Regular ones would probably do the trick:
HA! Our average size is far from impressive, but yours is even tinier, making it the SMALLEST IN THE WORLD. So India, just follow the Brits, like in the old days. And let us get back to our own problems.
The acid throwing days in this town appear to be over with the arrest of a 23-year old fella mid January. And good riddance, as more than a hundred people have been injured by this sick mofo. Unfortunately he might have given a certain Tsang Cheuk-kei the idea of inflicting damage in a similar way, his wife being the sole victim here.
Last May, Tsang felt the need to throw acid into his wife’s face while she was sleeping. This Pakistani style punishment is usually only employed by small-dicked, fundamentalist Muslim men who don’t get to marry the girl they have been eyeballing. So why did Tsang resort to such extreme measures? His wife suggested a divorce, as she was tired of being the only breadwinner and doing all the housework after Tsang got ill and lost his job in 2004.
The man was sentenced to 10 years in prison yesterday after claiming that his only intent was to make his wife “not so pretty.” And boy did he succeed: the 32-year old woman spent the next 6 months in the hospital after the attack to undergo repeated surgery and still refuses to look in the mirror or even see their 13-year old daughter.
As Tsang very effectively destroyed the lives of several people here, a 10 year sentence seems to be rather mild. We hope you fucking die will have an awful time, asshole.
Amusing article in today’s SCMP about the results of the four-yearly survey on drug abuse by HK pupils. Turns out 90% of the primary and secondary schools in our little territory have students taking psychotropic drugs. Just to clarify: we’re talking about schools here, not 9 out of 10 of pupils at these schools. In primary schools, 1.6% of pupils have taken drugs at least once, in secondary schools this number jumps to 4.3% and at universities it’s 2.9%.
Forget about primary and secondary schools for a second. Did you seriously read that only 2.9% of university students has experiences with drugs? Yes you did. Before you become fussy about the word ‘psychotropic’, this basically means all types of drugs, including marijuana and even caffeine. We’ll just assume that coffee wasn’t labeled a drug too by our researchers, although you never you know in this town. Anyway, back to our uni students. Of course, despite the anonymous nature of the survey, quite a few might have lied. Nevertheless, wethinks the remaining 97.1% should at least try a joint in this supposedly exciting period of their lives. Even Obama did it and look what he turned out to be.
Further interesting info is revealed when the types of drugs most commonly used are discussed. It seems the most popular drugs in primary school are paint thinners and cough medicine (kudos for our creative youngsters). Our secondary school teens of course like ketamine and cannabis. And our uni boys and girls enjoy weed as well, plus XTC. To put matters into perspective: 47% of Grade 12 students in the U.S. have experience with drugs, mostly of the ’softer’ kind. Regarding hard drugs, well, apparently 16.2% of ALL adults in the U.S. have used cocaine at least once. We still have a long way to go Hong Kong.
Found today in SCMP. And of course nothing new.
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