One bright star in the star filled skies of Hong Kong (hmm…) is looking to have a kid. Thanks for reading.

Gigi Lai Chi is hitting 38 years old and is looking to start having sons. Of course this is an increasingly difficult task, so Gigi headed to the all-powerful Fung Shui masters. In the past, these masters have been notorious for elderly swindling, rape and lewd conduct, but her guy seems to consult more along the lines of American Pop culture. His recommendation: change your name. Presto.

It’s an age old wisdom that positive association can improve success- like looking in a mirror saying “damn you look good girl” will make you believe you look like Chrissie Chau the rest of the day. So what is Gigi’s new name? It’s Gigi Lai-Ka-Yee, as the latter part sounds like “add a son” in Cantonese or in Chinglish, “Edison.” Just kidding of course. As it takes two to tango, we wonder if our wise Fung Shui master had no recommendations for the other half, a disabled 52-year old millionaire.

There’s no better way to learn than from others fortune and failures, so I will take this gem of advice to heart- I am no longer the author known as Pushcart Prince. From now on I will be known as ”Pushcart Prince Telekinetic Powers.” I have always wanted to be able to lift skirts with my mind have this power, and using the occult to gain occult powers- logical.