Found in SCMP today. Oh and look, Nicole Scherzinger Cheryl Cole of the Pussycat Dolls is featured in it as well.
Keeping with tradition, the Hong Kong Book Fair was once again overrun by pseudo-models and the hordes of spank monkeys admirers that come to gawk at them. Unlike previous years however, the star of the show was not some tricked out china doll, but rather, an adoring fan.
It’s summer again and hence the perfect time to discuss a topic that we are always enthusiastic about: boobs. You see, the Trade Development Council has recently decided that teen models, including our beloved Chrissie Chau, should be banned from promoting their photo books at the upcoming book fair.
The Advisory Panel of TDC, consisting of 13 members from education, culture and media sectors, was of the opinion that these teen models have hijacked last year’s book fair and that that should never happen again. Members of the Panel however admitted that none of them had ever seen any of the photo books and that they made their judgment solely based on the reports by our trustworthy local media. Chrissie is of course grateful:
“To be frank, I want to thank the TDC. The ban has ensured publicity I could not buy, and the book is not even published yet.”
That means now our book fair is left only with these events. Yawn.
Interestingly, Anthony Wong Chau-sang, the Hong Kong Film Award-winning Hong Kong actor, felt obliged to comment on this incident by calling Chrissie Chau a whore. (more…)
As if China hasn’t been leading the world in every major category that counts – now this! When it rains it pours. Chinaman, if you are interested in studying abroad, look no further. Japan, the land of sushi, technological innovation and cartoons in which girls get raped by multi-tentacled monsters, now has even more to offer. Let us explain.
Sino-Japanese relations have always been touch and go to say the least. After the atrocities the Japanese committed during World War II it is easy to see why a young, limber, Japanese student of history (and pornstar) felt guilty. And now she is ready to do something about it! Offering her body in a symbolic gesture of apology, Anri Suzuki is making the Chinese feel better one student at a time (or maybe more..). You can thank us by submitting pics of your encounter and letting Anri know about all the awful things the Japs did in Hong Kong as well. After all, we at TDS are taking a stiff stance on this and strongly believe that Hongkies deserve a piece of this too: (more…)
Yes, there is something very wrong and very intriguing about that title. But you know we do this for you, dear reader. You work hard and you are disheartened by a constant barrage of bad news. You worry about your money and the economy. You’ve become weary of the ever more frequent reports of swan dives from Hong Kong high rises. You wonder when, if ever, China will get its shit together and simply allow democracy to flourish in Hong Kong. We get it.
As life is hard enough as it is, just sit back and enjoy this amazing trick by a girl who has undoubtedly trained years to master it. You’re worth it:
SLAP! That leaves us with one question. Has Isis taken enough of those pills yet to consume them in a similar fashion?
